April 14, 2006
Single Parenting is NOT FUN
My wife is away at a ladies retreat (I'm convinced that ladies retreats are a communist/feminist/liberal/illuminati plot to separate families), so Mikey and I are spending some Quality Father-Son Time (tm) together. I would like to once again express my extreme admiration for anybody who finds themselves in a permanent single-parenting type situation.
Since my wife got on the bus early yesterday morning, Mikey has:
- Attempted to cut the cat's hair.
-Thrown up three times (no, he did not eat any of my cooking)
-Tried to feed the cat his pizza (apparently in atonement for the attempted shearing)
-Refused to sleep when it would have been most convenient for me, and then fallen fast asleep when I needed him to be awake.
-Watched "Shreck" 10 times. If I hear the song "Hallelujah" one more time, I'm going to go nuts.
Mommy...we need you back!!!!!
Posted by Andrew on April 14, 2006 12:44 PM.
Comments
Posted by: shannarie at April 14, 2006 10:51 PM
NOOOOO! Spongebob is beyond the pale.
Posted by: Andrew at April 14, 2006 10:54 PM
.. you already said you were going nuts.. spongebob wouldnt hurt at this point in time ^_^
Posted by: shannarie at April 14, 2006 10:56 PM
It definitely wouldn't help, either!
Posted by: Andrew at April 14, 2006 11:01 PM
^^... dont knock it till you try it :-P
spongebob might make you less of a hater.. ^_^
Posted by: shannarie at April 15, 2006 10:37 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... my puppy likes pizza so i can imagine why mikey would feed it to the cat.. lol..
and SHREK!?.. who wants to watch that 10 times.. BRING ON THE SPONGEBOB!!!!!