March 31, 2005

How People Get Here

Every once in a while--when I am bored--I like to take a look at the control panel for this website and see what online searches bring people here. Being especially bored this afternoon, I decided to share some of the more interesting ones with you--with my comments, of course.

brazilian weddings

This is by far the most common search that brings people here. Apparently, there are a lot of people contemplating getting married in Brazil. I definitely recommend it!

kidnappings in brazil

Right under "brazilian weddings". Hey, if you can't win them over by charm and good looks, there is always coercion.

who invented the airplane

Another popular search request. Apparently, this blog is somewhat of an authority on the subject.

brazial

This is actually how southerners say "Brazil", so I am going to assume that this comes from somebody from below the Mason-Dixon line. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

kiko farkas designs

I had to look this one up. It is the guy who designed the official logo for Brazil. How would you like to have a name like Kiko Farkas?

photographed outside madawaska

Don't ask.

sleeping with boss's unfaithful wife

Ok, this one wins second place in the Most Disturbing category.

photos of jesus christ death burial and resurrection

I may be mistaken here, but I do not believe cameras had been invented yet.

k3 super hero

I think that's you, Kev! You are somebody's super hero!

hitler clock commemorative 10 year

And (drumroll please) first prize for Most Disturbing.

advantages of cortizone shots in knee

Not sure what those could be. Also not sure how that search brought up this site.

there is a bar called made in brazil where is it?

I have no clue..although it begs the question, are the girls that work there called "Bar Made barmaids," or "Made Bar barmaids"?

how long is wait at emergency room at lakeland regional

An eternity.

chosing the perfect wife

Ok, Google is probably NOT a good place to start. Just a thought.

state of public calamity

This is my home state.

first potty

Ah, the memories.

quality is da key

As is good grammar.

adventures of helicopter man

Who....?

Posted by Andrew on March 31, 2005 2:16 PM.

Comments

classic

Posted by: Daniel at March 31, 2005 3:03 PM

Absolutely amazing. :-D

Posted by: GoTennis at March 31, 2005 3:37 PM

I must assume Kiko would like to have a name Kiko.

Good times were had by all.

signed,
k3
mogaka (Tswana for "superhero")

Posted by: k3 at March 31, 2005 4:37 PM

check out
http://lyrical.nl/song/30677

Posted by: The Chairman at March 31, 2005 8:39 PM

way to burst my bubbs, mr. chairperson ;)

Posted by: k3 at March 31, 2005 8:40 PM

Oh, that's hilarious. :-D I'm inspired to do the same thing. What a great idea! And I'll remember to stop by next time I need photos of the resurrection!

Posted by: Jim at April 4, 2005 5:33 PM