"We said to pull forward to the FIRST window"

What do you mean you don't have Chocolate Moose?

"So, You doin anythin tonight?"

"On behalf of my client..."

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

"can you take the pickles off.. they make me a little gasy"

"wheres the beef"

"SO I go left at the light and straight on to the second intersection?"

.. brings new meaning to mcfurry

"i ordered a number ONE.. A ONE.. YOU HEAR ME.. dont make me come in there"

"welcome to mcdonalds may i take your order"
"i want a number 4.. with only lettuce"

LOL!!! These are great!!! Keep 'em coming! (the comments, that is)

ahem.. got carried away.. :) sry bout that
ChAsE

I ask you, does not Chase fit right into this here family? :-D And Dave, too? :-D And Kevin. :-D Now that I think of it, look at the contributors - My firstborn, my firstborn's Dad, two who call me Pa and one who calls me his Adopted Dad. Definitely a family thing going here ;-)

"seriously.. just show me ronald and ill leave.. no.. you dont understand.. I HAVE TO SEE THE CLOWN!!"

".. OHH.. i thought the M stood for Moose.."

well.. you got to give it to us.. we are a "funny" family.. lol

nevrlo53faith (4:17:50 PM): i think ppl are gonna get tired of seeing my name
nevrlo53faith (4:17:50 PM): lol
brazilnut72 (4:18:17 PM): not until after they get tired of seeing "gotennis"
hahahhaha
great stuff

"Help, Help I'm being oppressed"

"so, you are sure that is Beef and not......"

"Can I get a veggie burger?"

"You call that "super-sized"?"

What exactly constitutes "secret sauce"?

"WHat are you looking at?"

"when does Bullwinkle go on break?"

"Rocky, Rocky are you in there? Boris and Natasha want some burgers"

Can I see the Braille menu?

Sorry Kev, I sort of stole that last one from your idea

No trubs, yo.

Can a moose use Braille?

it was irony ;)

"I'm concerned about the inhumane way your chickens are processed"

(besides the fact that once they're being processed, it's too late, and oh yeah, THEY AREN'T HUMAN)

hahahahah...

"What, you've never seen a talking moose before??"

"I know the sign at the entrance said 'Clearance 11 feet' but are just 4 OK?"

"What do you mean, you can't hire a moose? Who cares about opposable thumbs?"

"I was here earlier, did I leave my wallet in the dining room by chance? I've been trying to retrace all my... tracks"

"it says on the application, Equal Opportunity Employer" (apologies to Dave)

no trubs

"Are your restrooms Moose-Accessible?"

This is entry number 40!!!

Actually that was 41, it doesn't pay to cheat. ;)

Blast

"Do you have soy milk? I'm lactose intolerant"

i step away for a few.. and boom.. like at all this

"did you remodel.. cuz the last time i was here.. that moose head wasnt there?"

"all beef patties huh"..

"Can I have 12 biggie fries, 10 apple pies, 14 chocolate cookies... and a small salad with lite dressing"

"last week my cousin came in there.. and he never left?"

"i didnt get my toy in my happy meal!"

"I think Angus Burger is code word for my fellow people, er, moose"

"is this a joke.. i dont want the bear from brother bear.. i want the canadian moose"

LOL TO KEVIN!

"you need to make the door bigger.. so i dont have to come here all the time"

"no no no.. no lettuce.. N-O-..L-E-T-T-U-C-E.. do i look like a rabit to you!"

"Is this a union shop?"

".. is that real apples in the apple pie..?"

"you know.. the last time i was here.. someone shot at me.. i was just wondering.. if you bumped up the security?"

What do you mean Morgan Spurlock isn't a respected documentarian?"

(OK, that was a little obscure)

"im just sayin.. i think you can come up with a better slogan.. i mean.. "im lovin it".. what is that"

LOL

I got it, you can supersize your jokes any time

"A CLOWN?!. come on.. ppl are afraid of clowns.. i think a moose is much better."

"new on the menu today.. MooseBurgers"

"what.. how does the horse get to eat inside?!"

"i just want a job.. just give me a chance!"

"they said any monkey could work here.. what.. .. so.. a moose.. a monkey.. both start with M!"

"i didnt know you couldnt eat the balls out of the play place.. let me have one more chance"

"What are your carb-conscious choices?"

"The Fillet-O-Fish is better on the upper Hudson River."

".. i watch supersize me.. this place isnt healthy.. and i want to know.. what you are gonna do about it"

lol..this is quite humerous. lol..so, yeah...My mom once dated a man with the last name of Mooseburger......as you can see..it never worked out. lol

lol... haha.. i think i am all out..

Although with a name like Krista Mooseburger, I'd have to fight the boys off you ;-)

"You dropped my change; how am I supposed to get it?"

" you should really clean it up out here.. i got gum stuck to my huff"

".. i dont think i shoud eat this food.. i mean.. LOOK AT MY BUTT.. its huge!"

"drive thru.. i thought this was the walk up window.. blast!"

"How can I drive? Do you know how hard it is to drive without opposable thumbs?"

Holy wow...81 comments...that is INSANE!!! And you were complaining about not enough comments ;-) seriously man -> this certainly breaks my record.

Wow, over 80 comments...on a post featuring the west end of a moose going east. Boy have I been missing the boat as far as subject matter goes!

I think I will change the name of this blog to Backside of a Moose and see what it does for my readership.

this is too great! hahahaha...see if had put a moose on my site..someone would have been like..oh...nice picture...when did you get it taken! LOL..just kidding..anyway...it was nice..seeing so many comments!

Just shows to go ya that people (at least four or five of us) long for some degree of comic relief in our daily lives :-) Thanks for providing it. You could call your blog EEOMGW (East end of moose goin west). Hmmm...I see a whole new series of entries here...RENAME ANDREW'S BLOG...post your suggestions ;-)Hey...don't thank me...anything to help one of my boys. :-D

or.. it could be named the McMoose

if i remember correctly from my boy scout days, it appears that in fact it is the west end of said moose heading in an easterly direction.

i am late getting in on this. what a great picture!

how about...
why can't i pay and pick up at the same window?

lol.. or.. she said pull up to this window.. ... what.. im goin backwards

.. you dont take tree bark as payment..

"i seem to be stuck.. can you just push my head back"

(continuation of comment by Chase)

...so you don't take tree bark...what about MoosterCard?

"can i try speakin into the head set.. i want to try.. come on.. let me TRY!"

"the rabits said you have good food here.. but im not buyin it" ...(and lol to andrews comment)

"really.. i think they are more of a soft brown.. well.. what? ..yes.. alot of ppl have told me my eyes are pretty"

"does anyone have a mint.. i need a mint"

"im playin hide-and-go-seek with the deers.. so shh.. dont tell them im here"

lol. the moostercard and mint posts are hilarious!

cHaSe, i am CCA_Old_Man
i am the principal of the academy that PC is involved with. mrs. nelson is my secretary. it has bee great getting acquainted with you through them. you have been in my prayers! great to "meat" :-) you!

LOL... nice to "meat" you as well.. and thanks for the prayers.. hey.. anytime you want to chat let me know.
quality_is_da_key@hotmail.com

.. quality is da key.. hahaa.. thats why i dont go to mcdonalds..

So here's a question... if thats a moose, how did he (she) get his head in there? Therefore it must be a she and probably would be looking for waitresses to hit on.

Eh?

lol..

"how bout i take you to my neck of the woods"

just thinkin of the pick up lines a moose could make.. lol..

"so when is your break.. cuz i would love to go get a bite of tree"

t@lk @bout be@tin @ de@d horse!

WELL.. NOT REALLY A DEAD HORSE.. MORE LIKE A LIVE MOOSE.. AT A DRIVE THRU WINDOW.. AT MCDONALDS..

HAHA.. MY HUMOR IS AS CORNY AS CHASES!..LOL

MATTY

Matty, not sure that is something to brag about...

..@tle@st you know its crony.. lol h@h@h@

lol to @ndrew.. ye@h m@tty .. i wouldnt be tellin peeps d@t

Could I have a couple extra packets of moostard?

LOL Daniel! Why didn't I think of that?

I lost my head somewhere. I think it is hanging on someone's wall. While I'm here give me a 20 pound bag of Mcfries, please.

Isn't this the restaurant where you can have it your way?

i was just wondering.. can i use your bathroom?

i just wanted to know. is those gold arches. made out of REAL gold?

can i add an apple pie to my order.. ah.. heck.. make it 21 apple pies. ill live life on the edge a little

u know.. you should really think about gettin a bigger window

OOOHHH.. i thought this was the mooses door.. my bad

im double parked..can you moo-ve your car

uve got to jokin.. come on fr00t l00p not you too

It's true. Everybody is getting sucked in by McMoose!

Are you calling me fat???

this looks liek the outside of the lodge on the red green show.

you say thats all beef burgers..... i am tellign the cows and they will be mad.

instead of fries i switch them for worms. fried and baked. thank you.

wow talk about highway prices, they really get you here for head and tails. lol

i know of the take out window, ...... but taking the whole diner,c'mon. LOL

if anyones wants to chat some time you can with me on yahoo as outdoorsportyman and backpacker134 on aim.

........lol....see..Mickey..i'm an equal opprotunity type of person...I THINK YOU ARE ALL CORNY!!!!!

has anyone seen M-Man...please M-man help i am lost.
sorry andy, had to do it. lol

i would had to be that moose, out side has a lost face and but deep down inside he scared, saying "why me God why me????"

can i play tag with you guys or do i have to do that with the cars coming around the corner.

ok listen every body i will waiting over in the trees, ok. i want to obsever how you work and treat the costumers ok. Suey, Bobby, Tommy, you all will take turns useing the head set. Jimmy, Betty, you two will make the burgers and stuff. Oh the new girl stareing at me you just keep that game face on, yes the one that you have on now, and stop lookign at me that way, ok, all at once we say moose. ok 1...2....3.......AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I'd like to take a stab at it. How about

YO, A-DRI-ENNE! (from the movie Rocky)? although

the first thing that came to mind was PEEK-a-BOO!

I enjoy your e-letters, so I hope you continue to

send them. Your in my prayers.Always , Pattie Carpenter

wow Andrew these are hilarious!!!... ok really corny funny! but what’s new it's the comings family =o)

"What!!? You Don't have supersize anymore!??! That's it... I'm going to B*%^$#@ K&*^!! (burger king for those who don't work at McD and who don't see bk as bad words).