September 18, 2003

He Who Sits in the Heavens Laughs

Sometimes I view those who attack Christianity and its Author as if they were standing in a canoe, attacking a battleship with pea-shooters. Such foolishness makes these men more objects of pity than anything else. Just as shooting the inhabitants of the canoe would be a wast of ammunition for the battleship, so responding to God's "detractors" is usually a colossal waste of breath.

Yet today I will digress from my normal policy long enough to analyse the comments of one man.

Al Franken is an individual who has been blessed with an unusual level of intelligence, and a rare gift for using the English language. Yet he has chosen to use these gifts to scorn instead of uplift.

Below are selections from an interview he gave, with my humble comments.

Al Frankin on "Who is a Christian and who is not."

"Sometimes it’s ok and appropriate for a president to use God. I probably wouldn’t if I were president. He wears his religion on his sleeve and yet this is the least Christian administration I can think of, in terms of Christ certainly as I understand it."

One who totally rejects Christ, and yet is willing to judge others on the basis of how Christian they are...at least according to his understanding of Christ. Who made him the authority on who and what is Christian?

Al Franken on Eschatology

"If [conservative Christians] believe what they say they believe, they believe that the Jews have to be in Israel in order for the apocalypse to occur. So it seems to me that they want the second coming to happen and it can only happen if the Jews are in Israel so that when the rapture happens and the apocalypse and all that ****, all the Jews will die in fiery hell. So that’s why I’m a little suspicious of it. Wouldn’t you be?"

This shows the importance of knowing your material before you go and say stupid things in public.

For the record, believers in Jesus Christ are anxious to see Israel back in the land because they know from Scripture that God made promises to national Israel which have not yet been fulfilled. We long for the Peace of Israel, and support all efforts to that end.

If Al Franken is sincere in his accusation that Christians just want to see Jews fry in Hell, he is seriously misinformed. If he knows better, and is saying that anyway, than he can place himself in the Lying Liars category.

Al Franken on "Who gets to lie and who doesn't."

"I think everybody lies sometime in their life. What I was kind of documenting was the systematic lying on the right and complete disregard for the truth.

There’s a difference between lying about your sex life and lying about why sending men and women into battle. I think there’s a huge difference."

He is refering here to the diference between the Bill Clinton lies, and the purported lies of George W. Bush. I will make no attempt here to justify America's war with Iraq (although I am in favor of it). However, I find it very disturbing how easily Frankin can gloss over the act of using one's position of power to prey on a vulnerable (if not totally innocent) intern, and then lie about it to one's family, one's friends, and one's country. It is alot more than simply "lying about your sex life."

Al Franken on "Why it's ok for Al Franken to lie."

"That’s known as satire. That’s irony and ambiguity, which are protected, I’ve learned. I did it because that’s where Bush chose to start the [2000] campaign, particularly South Carolina campaign. [Bush strategist] Warren Tompkins said ‘We had to do that to send the right message’ so if that’s the case, I wanted to find out what the place was about. So that was the satiric reason.

The comedic reason was…it just seemed hilarious to me. It was my wife’s idea to do it with my son, and that would have required less lying, but he didn’t want to. So we did lie to the people but we represent it honestly in the book. It was a prank."

Does anybody else detect a double standard here? He is refering to an incident when he actually went to Bob Jones University and pulled a prank on them. While the concept is pretty funny, the comment he makes in his book (“a good honest days work done, lying to God-fearing people. We’d sleep well that night.”) is rather disturbing and hipocritical--I don't care if it is satire.

Al Franken on "Where people go when they die."

"I think hell exists on earth. It’s a psychological state or it can be a physical state. People who have severe mental illness are in hell. People who have lost a loved one are in hell. I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.

I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being like a heaven."

These are some bold statements from someone who admits that he does not know what happens after you die! He better hope and pray that he is right.

Al Franken on his own spiritual life

"My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do. By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody."

Huh?

Al Franken on how he gets in touch with his spiritual side

"I usually get there by remembering to think about it. Slowing down. Experiencing it. When you write something funny or that you really like, that’s good, experiencing the joy of that, is one way I’m accessing it. And another thing is when I do have decisions to make on the way to deal with something important in my life I try consciously to access my spirituality by saying, “ok what’s really the right thing to do, what’s really going on here.”"

Can a person get any more self absorbed than this?

Posted by Andrew on September 18, 2003 9:32 PM.

Comments

No, you cannot get more self-absorbed than Al Franken. It is impossible. Well, off to work.

Posted by: The Chairman at September 19, 2003 3:33 AM

As a member of a family of devout Southern Baptists, and as reader of Al Franken, and as a generally agreeable sort, I have some criticism to offer. Primarily, I would suggest that you really don't understand the perspective Franken is coming from, what points he is trying to get out, or what audience he is appealing to. Frankly - although you recognize that he is writing satire - you don't seem to "get" it.

First, the joke about "lying to God-fearing people" is probably the least offensive thing he says in his book. If you make it past the first few pages of the book, then you are likely already horrified by his blasphemous sense of humor, or you don't get offended by blasphemy. Franken is not trying to communicate with people who are offended by blasphemy: he's announcing surrender from the outset. He knows that the sensibilities of some Christians will not allow the same sense of humor about God as his own sensibilities do. He knows that it will be others who can communicate to this group of the Devout.

On his spiritual side -- its clear that the man doesn't subscribe to an overarching supernatural world-view, and that he doesn't wish to argue the value of his viewpoint or its ethical reprocussions. Asked about his spirituality, he stumblingly describes what one remarkable Jewish man has termed a "still small voice." Call it arrogance if you will. Some, no doubt, would call it arrogant to believe that your own religion's foundational texts are the words of God Himself, or that the human founders of your religion speak for Him. Perhaps they are wrong. And perhaps it is wrong to view a person as arrogant who can find no better approach than to ask themselves tough moral questions, knowing that they will never be able to find the perfect answer, but knowing they are obliged to try to answer the best way possible, nonetheless.

In Franken's book, he is very self-denigrating where it concerns his own understanding of Christian doctrine -- but this is a kind of satire in itself. I bet that he understands Christian Doctrine much better than he claims to, and I expect that he holds a very dim view of it. Instead of attacking Christianity generally, or evangelical Christianity specifically - as some less temperate speakers might do - he ribs the Religious Conservatives of the world for taking themselves and their eschatology so deadly seriously. When a Religious Conservative gets up in arms, huffing and puffing that Franken is criticizing something he doesn't understand - he winks at his target audience, shuffles his feet demurely, and says, "well, like I said, I'm no expert on their doctrines." He understand conservative theology - he just chooses a charicature of it to pick on when he plays his jokes. The over-the-top hyperbole ("they want the Jews to burn in Hell as soon as possible") is the literary wink that says he is drawing a political cartoon, not a portrait.

But here's the real dig -- and this is where some on the Right miss the joke, and miss the point entirely. Franken's point *isn't* to "attack Christianity and its Author." His point is political and nothing but political. He believes that he is defending the left wing (and some of the moderate wing) of American politics from what he perceives as a systematic attack, dirty politics included, coming from a recently radicalized right. Right or wrong, that is what he's about.

He may not realize how many gentle, well-meaning conservative religious people will be turned off by the digs he takes at the radical political elements in their midst. On the other hand, he may know, and feel he doesn't owe them an apology for what he may view as overly thin skin on their part.

Franken is wrong to be insensitive to the religious views of the majority of religious conservatives who are not responsible for the objectional political machinations he takes issue with. On the other hand, these religious conservatives would do themselves a favor to respond to his pokes in with a not-to-serious, but biting, sarcastic, and humorous rejoinder. They should show Franken and his audience that they are capable of understanding the nature and perspective of Franken's brand of political satire, and capable of responding without getting over-heated.

Maybe a suitable response from the offended would be to suggest that Franken took residence, during the years of 1984-1988, up the collective rectum of the anti-missionary movement.

And maybe - just maybe - the offense you feel reading Franken's satire will prompt you to empathize with people of his race who are rubbed the wrong way by Christians who say that Jewish converts are "completed" Jews.

And, maybe, someone who is more in touch with religious conservatism will one day take a stab at defending political liberalism to the conservative religious community in a way that compels.

Posted by: Franken's Advocate at October 1, 2003 4:02 PM

One other thing:

You make an excellent point about Franken glossing over the seriousness of Clinton's misdeeds in the Lewinsky affair. I noticed the same thing when I read his book, and have noticed it several times when I have tried to make a similar point about the difference between Clinton's inexcusable ethical lapses and subsequent lies about them, and what we are criticizing in the Bush administration. The point is a valid one, if you have become convinced (as I have) that the Bush administration used exaggeration and faulty intelligence reports to mislead the American people (and the world) in order to gain support for a war that was the objective of many in the Bush White House for reasons not disclosed to the public before Bush even came to Office. Still, it is important that we are careful not to excuse Clinton lightly, or to gloss over his misdeeds in our rush to make that point.

Posted by: Franken's Advocate at October 1, 2003 4:20 PM

Mr. Franken should consider himself lucky to have such a loyal and eloquent advocate!

Actually, I tried to respond to him in a spirit of satire that he would (or should) appreciate. I get a kick out of him, but probably for reasons that he would not appreciate.

Posted by: Andrew at October 2, 2003 11:35 AM

Here is another great article about Franken's book.

http://www.nationalreview.com/york/york091003.asp

Posted by: Andrfew at October 2, 2003 12:17 PM

As a junior Politico myself, I often attempt to use satire and humor to make my point to my audience. I have no problem with his use of humor to get his point across. Where I do have a problem, is his message itself and his subsequent smearing of good and honorable people to do it. I use (and encourage others to use) ad hominem attacks a great deal in my public speaking. The difference between me and Franken is that I attack individuals, not groups. I do not make generalized comments about groups (aka "gay agenda"). Franken likes to lump people together and then attack. Look at his attack on the NRA and gun owners in "Bowling for Columbine". Not only does he grossly distort the truth (translation: he lies), but he makes absurd allusions to a whole class of people. When I use humor in public speaking or writing, I try to attack individual people (Bill or Hillary Clinton, Franken, Dean, Gephart, etc.) I also stay away from attacking the innocents (Chelsea C, The Gore kids, etc.) Franken plays dirty pool and lies to make his point. You can call it satire, but it stops being satire when it is presented as fact.
http://www.hardylaw.net/Truth_About_Bowling.html
Franken also saw no problem using Harvard letterhead to can the Attorney General of the US into giving personal details of his sex life to Franken. He lied to the AG. Yet he, and others of his ilk, attack the administration for doing what they believed was in the national best interest, using information they had at the time, that still may hold up to be true. I have to go, but i would like to go on.

Posted by: The Chairman at October 2, 2003 3:04 PM

Hi there, Chairman. I believe it was Michael Moore, not Al Franken, who created Bowling for Columbine.

Posted by: Franken's Advocate at October 2, 2003 9:11 PM

see I just got really upset and confused my lefties!! You are absolutely right and I apologize.

Posted by: The Chairman at October 2, 2003 9:25 PM

you two guys ("Franken's Advociate" and "The Chairman" [last time I heard chairman used with "the" that was was in reference to communist dictators but I am sure there is not relation here]) are only hampered by the fact that even in his absense Al Frankin is the smartest person named on this page. The fact that you write here (or even that I write here) does not surpass the fact that none of us are in print, or have anyting touching Harvard associated with our names. Wonder why

Posted by: Joe Observer at October 11, 2003 3:27 PM

Well, Mr. Joe Observer, it would seem that you believe that, due to Mr. Franken's Harvard degree, it is impossible for us non-Harvard educated mortals to validly critique his work. I am reminded of a saying my Dad taught me years ago: "A college degree is like a pig's tail--its only value lies in what it is attached to."

Posted by: Andrew at October 11, 2003 9:51 PM

It would also behoove the person criticizing our intelligence to spell Mr Franken's name correctly! Just a thought!

Posted by: The Chairman at October 12, 2003 12:24 AM

and.... just because a person has a "prestigous" college name attached to his/her name, does not mean that they are smarter or better than anyone else. I have met people working farms in Iowa or at factories in Michigan who are smarter than many Harvard graduates. You also need to realize that a degree does not make you smart. Jimmy Carter was a rocket Scientist, but can anyone say that he left America better than he found it. Ronald Reagan graduated from a small mid-western college with a "C" average and;
1. Ended the Cold War
2. Brought about the collapse of the Soviet Union
3. Restored America's pride in itself
4. Helped keep Communist regimes out of Central America

Who would you choose?

Posted by: The Chairman at October 12, 2003 12:32 AM

and... I am the duly elected Chairman of the Blue Frog Society for the Honorably and Otherwise Under and UnEmployed. No Communism there!!

Posted by: The Chairman at October 12, 2003 12:39 AM